Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What makes music in your hair?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?