Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What did one firefly say to the other?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
When do mice play every day?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?