Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?