Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Because they'd crack each other up.
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?