What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do little fish love to play with?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?