What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?