Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
How did the toad die?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?