Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What utensil does water use to eat?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?