Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why is furniture so generous?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?