Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
They want to make sure their bases are covered.
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do jokesters study in college?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?