What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Airball.
Where do cows go on vacation?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?