What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Airball.
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?