Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Where do books sleep?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?