What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Root beer.
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
It's Crowded!
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?