Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why are ghosts always single?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?