Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why did the frog starve?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Which family member has tusks?