Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
We had a discussion about roses.
What sport do horses love to play?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?