Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Where do kittens go to school?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?