Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
They share a common enemy, always fussing at them for eating too many sweets!
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's the noisiest food?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Which family member has tusks?
What type of birds stay together forever?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Where do hamsters come from?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
How does a witch play loud music?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?