How many insurance policies do cats need?
Nine, for each of their lives.
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
How do you get a country girl to like you?