What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Where are average things manufactured?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?