What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?