What did the rug say to the floor?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What is the emptiest holiday?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?