Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
What do horses say to greet each other?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why is winter considered holy?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?