Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
He got goated into it.
Why are bakers so good at math?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?