What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why are all priests fit?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What do trees wear to the lake?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?