Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What is the coolest country?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What's the holiest insect?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?