Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Where would you find an elephant?
What's E.T. short for?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?