Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why was the bee sad?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What animal has the most fun?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What fairy loves to count?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why was the musician arrested?
How do you arrest a pig?
Where does the president keep his razor?