What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?