What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
The hum-nal.
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
How much does freedom weigh?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What bee is good for your health?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?