What did the wolf say to the flea?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?