How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Periodically.
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why was the math book sad?
What car always breaks the rules?