What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?