Why did the clock get removed from the library?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Where does breakfast live?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Where was Noah born?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?