What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's the politest month?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?