Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What kind of bird can write?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?