What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
Why was the storm actually calm?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What day is your mom always right?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Do you have the best ceiling?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did Papa John name his newborn son?