What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why was the mime upset?
What vegetables make the best music?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
How do you know bees have allergies?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?