What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did the calf play in the school band?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?