Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Because he gets to hoe hoe hoe!
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?