What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Double dribble.
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do insects learn at school?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?