Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What does winter fat turn into?
Can February March?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?