Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Which insect makes the best father?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Can February March?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?