Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
His mom said it was chalk-late!
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why is a computer so smart?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Can February March?
How do birds threaten one another?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the cloud date the fog?