What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?