Why did the computer run out of money?
Where do horses reside?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do goats and moms have in common?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a sad latte?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
When is a baseball player like a thief?