Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Because they are always dotting the eyes.
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What makes music in your hair?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
How is cat food sold?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why was the dog overweight?