What did the robot want for Christmas?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What bird is always sad?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Which office space loves to cut corners?