What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the frog starve?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What bird is always sad?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What time of day was Adam created?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?