How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?