Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?