Why did the snake cross the road?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What is another name for a cow?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Where do horses reside?
Where do hamsters come from?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
