How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
How long will dinner be?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do elves learn in school?