How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How do amoebas make calls?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call a short cow?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What building always gets stains on it?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What is the most adorable season?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?