How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
How do birds threaten one another?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What birds make average students?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?