How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a baby monkey?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's the noisiest food?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why is winter considered holy?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?