How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
By telling them it's been cancelled!
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
When does a horse talk?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?