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Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's the loudest sport?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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What insect runs away from everything?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What type of car do planets buy?
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How do you measure a millennial?