What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What's the noisiest food?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?