Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Where do ants go to eat?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do little fish love to play with?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why was the bee sad?
Someone stole my mood ring!