Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
How do you grill cheese?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What's the politest month?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?