What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do nosey peppers do?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
How do horses navigate at night?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?