What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?