How did the pirate call his mother?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why are grandkids so great?
What vehicle works the hardest?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Where do mermaids see movies?