What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
A fresh dye-job.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's the politest month?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's a pastor's favorite city?
How do billboards talk?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?