Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What kind of computers do horses use?