Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What season begins with a thud?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why do mice need oiling?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why are turtles so shy?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?