What sport do horses love to play?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What kind of water does an angel like?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why did the coach go to the bank?