Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How does a taco bless the table?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How does the moon cut her hair?