Why did the baby cookie cry?
Because its mother was a wafer so long.
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What is the strongest animal?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?