Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Because it had cloudy vision.
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do insects learn at school?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?