What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why is summer always sad?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Where would you find an elephant?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What sweet treat never panics?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?