Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
It was alright, alright, alright.
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What's E.T. short for?
How do bears keep cool?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
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How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
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What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
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What was the detective duck trying to do?