Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
It was alright, alright, alright.
What do you call a baby monkey?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How do automobiles fly?