Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's the slowest 5k?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a very small Valentine?