What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
When should you start writing a book?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you get when two plants kiss?