What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did autumn say to summer?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?