Where do novels go to have a good time?
Book club.
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why are ghosts always single?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why do golfers hate cake?