Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did March say to the madness?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?