What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do elves learn in school?