What do you say to a really good barista?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do ghosts turn on in summer?