How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
They all babble.
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's the noisiest food?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why is money so stubborn?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?