How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
They all babble.
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why do mice need oiling?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?