How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
They all babble.
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Who invented fractions?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?