Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why are cars magic?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why are fish such good architects?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?