What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why was the horse so happy?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?