Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's the most determined bird?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What style of music weighs the most?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why do cows go to New York?