What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Donuts and Bolts.
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What season begins with a thud?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What animals make the best students?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What dogs are always lying to you?
When do cows get tired?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the whale cross the road?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What time of day was Adam created?