What dog wears contact lenses?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
When does a horse talk?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What birds always travel in twos?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?