What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why was the mime upset?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?