What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What building always gets stains on it?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?