What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Where was Noah born?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?