Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What is the strongest animal?
What animals love to close envelopes?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Where does food go to take a nap?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How do fish watch TV shows?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?