Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
It says twist to open!
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why was the horse so happy?
What do naked fish play with?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?