Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why are turtles so shy?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
How does a witch play loud music?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What animals make the best students?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?