Where do cows go for lunch?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?