What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What fish only swims at night?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call a dog in space?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do teachers do during summer break?