Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What's black and white and red all over?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Which family member is always relieved?