Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
To get brighter!
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Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do dogs run in circles?
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How does a taco bless the table?
What shape is bad at driving?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why are goats so funny?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?