What do you call the king of vegetables?
What tree has the most bark?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
How do you make a bear really angry?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
When do astronauts eat?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What might you call waking up in the morning?