Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What's the noisiest food?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Where do cows go for lunch?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?