What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Hiss-tory.
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What time of day was Adam created?
Which insect is the smartest?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?