How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call an artistic dog?
How does dinner smell?
That bird won't stop squawking.
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?