How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the fish blush?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's the noisiest food?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What game do cows play at parties?