How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call a pig thief?