How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What animal has the most fun?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
When does a horse talk?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What do you call an artistic dog?