How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What words make the best athletes?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?