How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
He bought a ring, got on one knee, and said \"Will you marry me? I don't wanna be Obamaself.\"
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do you call a tired tree?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
How did the tree get lost?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?