What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do rich squirrels eat?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why was the musician arrested?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?