Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What fairy loves to count?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a short cow?