Why do vampires always look sick?
Are baby skunks cute?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
When do mice play every day?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?