Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do fish do at parades?
How do hurricanes see?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?