Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Which animal is the most religious?
How do you make a cow float?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the frog starve?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why did the dog do so well in school?