My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What birds make average students?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?