What do golfers drink on the green?
Iced tee.
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Which bug is related to you?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What is the coolest country?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?