What do golfers drink on the green?
Iced tee.
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
If you need help building an ark...
Which dogs love to study science?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?