Why did the fish blush?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why are skeletons so calm?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How do you grill cheese?
What do you call a dog in space?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?