When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call a dog in space?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?